COMIC RELIEF: Credit for finding this one goes to Bill Fitzpatrick at My Take
Regardless - this is great...
Trade Talks
One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.'' The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'' The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir'''
Jul 12, 2005
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THAT WAS SIMPLY GREAT!!!
Jimmy Carter, Bob Dole and Bill Clinton are on the Titanic. After it hits the iceberg everyone starts rushing to the lifeboats. Carter starts waving his arms saying women and children first. Dole shoves him aside and says F*** the women. Bill Clinton says, "You think we'll have time."
LOVE IT GORT!
Glad you enjoyed it. It's a very old joke. The first time I heard it the names were Humphrey, Nixon and Ted Kennedy.
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