Kill the Bunny! - Outlaw the little FREAK

OK, let's get this over once and for all can we? From now on nothing, absolutely nothing that indicates a holiday or event is occurring can be displayed within 100 yards of any property or area that might be (at any time in the history of mankind) visited by anyone associated with our legal system or our government offices! OK? Will that satisfy all you queers, atheists, anarchists and liberal disenchant-ors?

This is to include, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, St. Patrick, any type of firework, black Jesus's, White Jesus's, Jose Jesus's etc, any reference to our military successes of the past, anything involving any President but more specifically Washington and Lincoln, any reference to work of any kind. Did I miss anything... oh yes that horid giving of thanks and anything associated with Martin Luther King.

This has got to be the STUPIDEST generation that has ever called itself Americans. Who cares if everyone hates us, we hate each other MORE.

I think we should all follow the example of St. Paul Minnesota and ban the Easter Bunny from all government offices. After all that demonic furball has preached a message that all must adore him and we all know there is that contingent of Americans who thinks all should worship the all powerful cottontail!

So lets just make sure that we don't offend any of the hair-etics of our society in all areas and ban everything and anything that we celebrate and let's do it now before anyone else starts crying... God (oh I mean entity that doesn't exist and can't be openly worshipped without fear of repecussion in a country founded on freedom of religion) FORBID!